Now usually i'm someone that will wince at the idea that an appendage is cut off, but today when i heard about this story, i'm not so sure anymore. Why am i so unsure....i'm starting to see that sometimes when you have a really good reason, maybe it makes the really illegal and horrible actions you do...a little less offensive. Maybe, just maybe, i can sympathize with that, that hurt feeling, the barrage of emotions like hate, and anger. If you are reading this, you know you will always be my girl K and i wouldn't suggest cutting his dick off and flushing it down the toilet, but if you did...i would understand! So this is the story: a soldier was getting drink with his buddy and after enough beers to make him black out, he awoke to a wet feeling as though he was peeing himself. He hurriedly pushed his hand down there to hold off the peeing but he felt nothing, and it was blood. Kinda scary right?

Not as scary as looking into the bathroom and seeing your buddy flushing your junk down the toilet! So now you put together the clues: blood means you are cut down there, feeling nothing means that you no longer have a penis and that flushing your buddy did with his pants up, was your dick....going down the drain. I have a couple of reactions to that:

1) i hope it wasn't big, just want we need another huge dick lost!
2) oh no he didn't!
3)you must have done some real shit!
4)I don't think i'll ever drink beer and pass out every again. Let that be a warning for you!

Oh wait...the story isn't finished, and of course i just told you what happened not what led up to this occurance. So the soldier that now has lost his manhood. He was having an affair with a woman and he mistakedly told his boyfriend when he got drunk. His boyfriend got extremely upset and decided well if i can't have it only for me...no one's gonna have it. I guess that's why the military has a "don't ask, dont tell" policy!

~kisses~

-Mocha