I am now a senior in college working on a degree in computer science. I've been working for old man Kerns for about three years. It's a great summer job. He runs a painting company doing both commercial and residential jobs. Tom retired from the Army and has the painting business simply to keep busy. This means a very relaxed working environment with lots of time to complete the jobs.

This summer, however, was going to be different. Tom decided to take the summer off and travel to Europe. His wife has been nagging him since his army days to spend the summer in France, Germany and Italy. He put it off as long as he could, but this was going to be the year his fight came to an end. Luckily, I have been working with him long enough to understand the basics of the business and manage all the jobs scheduled for this summer. It was going to be more responsibility and a lot less jerk off time, but he was paying me a good deal more so it was worth it. Tom's nephew began college last year and at Tom's brother's request, needed a summer job. So with everything else, I would need to baby sit a new employee on top of managing the business. The bosses relative no less.

I walked into the office, my first day of summer work, greeted by Tom. "Hi, Troy" he said. "How's school going boy? Down to the last year, eh." "Yeah, I'm going to have to really bust my ass next year. If I want to graduate" I said indicating my lack of dedication to study. "So your ditching me this summer to look at some castles?" I asked sarcastically.
"Well I'm sorry about this Troy, but,I've been promising Margrett for about five years now. With Brandon old enough to work this summer, I didn't have much of a choice but to agree. Besides, I wouldn't mind taking the summer off from scrapping houses. After all, I am retired" he said smiling. "All kidding aside Tom, you deserve at have some fun.

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J Tim and Ciara are on fire! This video aint bad at all, it's just interesting that Ciara has a dog collar. Hello! Does no one see anything wrong with that. If she's the one with the sexy magic, why isn't he in a dog collar and her bitch? Oh because the black woman is supposed to be the bitch right. OK, i'm off my soapbox now. It's a great video otherwise and i love both of their work. I just wanna give a shout out to Ciara, you better work girl!

So it appears that i have been living under a rock for the past week. I missed this snippet of news from the Rod2.0 when they broke it from the New York Times. There is actually a man in Harlem than invited his entire seventh grade class to his commitment ceremony, and get this, it's to another man. Check him out, he's cute, and no I didn't see him on BGC or A4A, dammit i wouldn't mind being committed to him! This is what the Rod2.0 had to say:

If you read one thing today, make sure it is this wonderful profile in the New York Times on Chance Nalley, a black 32-year-old seventh grade mathematics teacher at Columbia Secondary School in Harlem. Nalley has invited the entire seventh grade to his upcoming commitment ceremony where "the names on the invitation made clear he’d be celebrating his commitment to another man."

Nalley is described as a "famously strict teacher" who only recently came out to his students at a diversity workshop after arriving at the selective public school.
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Nalley, who identifies as bisexual, says he expects "about two-thirds" of the school’s 96 seventh graders at the April 4 ceremony at St. Paul’s Chapel on Columbia University’s campus.

I always liked me some dark chocolate....and i'm sure you do too! This video has some dark bruthas getting it on. It's on and poppin'. One of them is called twista, you guess which one that is and why!

Note: Only members can see the download link below. (The download link is in a new post below that only members can see when they are logged in) I am not responsible for the content found in these videos as they are not mine. Download at your own risk, I downloaded and it can be played with Quicktime. It's in the wmv format so you Windows people be delighted! If you have a Mac, get the flip4mac plugin, so you can play wmv files

~kisses~

-Mocha

It isn't too often when you get to see a dark cutie like this on Randy Blue. So enjoy his sexy ass. Here are a few pics and since there are so few, you can watch a video after the jump. The first thing that hits you is his amazing body. He knows how to dress to show off every inch of it, so you can't help but get turned on even when he's fully clothed. He's got a handsome face that can go from a sweet smile to an ubersexy snarl in seconds flat. And on top of that, he's got a presence that fills the room.

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So this is a video of the superstar Pharell Williams in McDonalds at 6AM in paris. Now they are closing but he wants a big Mac, do you think they'll let him have it if he sings for them? Apparently he thinks so, so he serenades them with a song and dance routine. Sadly, none of his songs, and none of his original moves. How disappointing! He even does the famous Michael Jackson shoulder jig. Too bad he didn't really get any food, i guess they don't know who he is, or couldn't recognize him from what he was singing cuz that definitely was not his song!

A Rockafella get together. That's why this particular scene starts off like it does. Rockafellaz linking up to do some hot gangsta fuckin. Leo and two new Rockafellaz Ricky D and Demetri get up and get down. Demetri sucks both Leo and Ricky dicks. Next thing you know Leo and Rick are fucking Demetri and breaking him in. Not to mention this is Ricky first time with the Rockafellaz. Leo then sees Ricky dickin Demetri so he decides to fuck Ricky. Guess Leo did not want to feel left out.

Rick Ross, the tough hip hop "rapper" apologized to gays and Elton John, like he needs to be separated from gays. Says Ross:

"I heard I offended the homosexual community recently with terms I've been using the last few weeks - terms like fags, punks, homos, gays — we all know. And what I want to say is I apologize. I sincerely apologize to the gay community, to the people I offended with the words like fags, gays, punks. You know, words like that. I apologize. And just to let the gay community know how sincere I am with my apologies, I'm offering and willing to do a record with a openly gay artist such as Curly, Curtis Jackson, 50 Cent. We all know he's gay. I'm willing to do a song...Even Elton John...Both two great gay artists...So I apologize to the gay community. That's from the boss...Now all the gays, we good. Peace."

He even says that Fifty is gay again! Who told him that he's the boss? HA! He's uglier than a mug, maybe he should find a gay person to help him look a little better or take his fat ass to the gym and learn how to dress. You know that homophobia is so rampant with the stupidity when you see videos like this. DAMN is all i gotta say!

See the video after the Jump:

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I had talked with a couple of guys at my job. They knew
that I had been working out a lot more and also doing more
cardio to get more in shape. I had needed it for a while,
and recently lost 50 pounds. So, now I am 6'3" and 245lbs.
I am 25. Pretty muscular and defined. I really love my
body and enjoy showing it off. For those of you who are
wondering, I have a 7.5 incher and really love showing that
off too. I am bi, but really enjoy my times with men.

Well, one of the guys, Harry, asked me about going with me
to work out and play some racquetball. Harry is 19, and a
cool guy to boot. He is in shape, about 5'10" 170lbs,
defined but not muscular. I told him that I was totally up
for playing. The thing that I knew about Harry is that he
liked to drink and also loved Women.

Well, the morning we were to go, I called him at 10. He was
still sleeping and seemed very hung over. He did, however,
show up at our appointed time to lift and play racquetball.
Harry asked a lot of questions about my lifting routine and
also about my eating changes. I told him that I just
decided that it was time to lose weight and that I wanted to
show others that I could do it.

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Wanda Sykes is so funny. She recently performed at the white house and I was surprised that she didn't curb her comedy. She is so edgy and racy, and now that she's out i'm sure she aint gonna stop. More power to you Wanda. This is a sample of one of her jokes:

“I’m sick of politicians across the board, Republicans and Democrats,” Sykes says on “Sick & Tired.” “They’re all shady. I’m sick of them. To me, political office should be like jury duty. You should just get a notice in the mail one day and say, ‘Aw, sh—, I’m secretary of state next month. Ain’t this a bitch?’”

I haven't been able to find a youtube of it but if you find a clip let me know, i'd love to see exactly what she said.