This week once again celebrities have gone insane! Do they have nothing to do...or are we the consumers buying every minute of their drab lives? Well i don't know the answer to that now but when i do i will definately let you know! Ok so for the record i'm still in a little bit of a daze from the Mariah-Nick wedding. Is she serious he's like nearly half her age! anyways whilst she was babysitting it seems they went to a nice restaurant and had dinner and they Mariah had few drinks. Seems Nick didn't quite grow up yet he's still on the sippy cup! Speaking of marriage this week was HUGE in gay marriage. California's supreme court decided to overturn a vote that outlawed gay marriage. So that being said all the fags should flock to it right away, even if the other 48 or so states don't recognize it at least you have cali. In the same joyous outburst Ellen also proposed to her girlfriend Portia de Rossi, and made the joke that she was registered at Crate & Barrel and according to numerous sources she is not the one who registered there. A little sad because I would have gotten her the Hawaii Chair that she seems to enjoy a little bit too much. Ellen congrats and i'm so happy for you guys, i wish that i were invited, i could be the best butch man (other than ellen).

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This week might be a little short. Why is it going to be so short? Simply put there are so many things going on but nothing that i should talk about. There are a lot people out there now talking about Mariah's Wedding. Yes, that's all that i heard this week Mariah this, Nick that. I got so tired I didn't even want to write about it or do a post on it. So now i'm not going say anything more than this: Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey OMG the surprise marriage of the year. Forget about the Beyonjay wedding, this one really does take the cake. Like i said last week she is probably 15 years older than him, but I do wish the best for my mimi. On another note Kanye West is cursing out journalists again, well critics. He doesn't like the fact that critics rate him badly. Well Kanye let me tell you something critics rate you and if they liked you don't you think the opinion would be biased and merit no respect?

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This week in review is going to be pretty short. I really don't have anything to say except that the prom night movie sucked. If anyone is going to see that movie...don't! There is no way someone actually wrote this movie and thought that is was going to be at all scary. It was entertaining, I give you that. It was funny as hell though, imagine the first Scary Movie kind of funny. It was a group event and for some reason discussion turned to my blog. It seems some people were wondering why I decided to feature a picture of jesus on the cross. There's only one answer to that: it was funny as hell. Come on, I know that someone was definitely thinking to themselves that it was funny. How could you not? To follow that up I made sure to post a picture of jesus that i was alway fond of. Please see the picture to the right. It only seemed appropriate since the pope was in town.

I'm sure you can guess some of the sexual references that are made in this illustration, if you can't, shame on you. Have you not heard of the papal disgrace? Have you not heard of the reasons why they have those little altar boys? Yes I'm plainly saying that men of that distinction should not be abusing kids...especially when their image is so clean and conservative. How very dare you talk about eco-sins when you don't want to address the fact that little boys might still be getting abused by all those priests and giving head for god's forgiveness!

In fact in the recent years it was something that sprung up and could no longer be hidden, but I have many friends and one friend actually admitted to me that he was upset the pope was coming. I asked why and he said,"well I just have a few issues with them". Of course my witty response was, "at least you didn't have to blow one to get your sins forgiven!" Yeah...that was a bad idea, because apparently he did have to do that. So now I see that even twenty years ago this was going on. So guess what pope: Fuck your religious piousness and take your fucking eco-sin bullshit and shove it! I do like the picture however...it shows just how sexual the clean minded and the religious can be under their image. Thank you SpikedHumor. With that, I think that enough was said and hope you all have a great week and enjoy the weather...it is going to be in the 60's. I can't wait to get out and flaunt this beautiful body, that i've been depriving of popeyes, to show them who is the most delightful of them all!

~kisses~

-Mocha

       Hello everyone i've decided to post a new section for speed readers, or the readers that want to read what i really think. Here it is, finally! This week sure has been a crazy one if i may say so myself. First there is this controversy over the pregnant "man." This "man" is not pregnant, he was born a woman which makes him able to have children. He was not taken up by spaceships and given brand spanking new organs with which to procreate without a woman. For all of you out there that don't understand what i'm trying to say let me see if i can say it simpler. Beatie was born with female parts and still has them in fact that's exactly why its not a man having a baby. One more thing on this topic before i leave it; don't you have to have a penis before you become a man, because Beatie still has a fully functioning pussy how is he a man still?
       The next thing i have to talk about is Mariah. She is my gurl you know i had to mention her and congratulate her on breaking records once again. She broke Elvis' record for most number 1's and the download record set by Rihanna's umbrella (according to billboard.com). It never amazes me just how talented she is and she must be at least 40 now and she still hitting high notes and wearing skirts shorter than my middle finger but gurl I say go for it if you can pull it off! I think you remember the days where she needed intensive photoshoping...or someone counseled her to have it done. This picture might bring back memories...girl was never this skinny! There goes our obsession with being thin...not even the celebrities can keep up with the unrealistic nature of it all (i'm so glad i'm thin and fabulous)
       Speaking of thin and fabulous spring is starting and we all know what that means. Shorter skirts tighter shirts and that pesky (or lovely depending on how you look at things) little four letter word flying around. In NYC however they manifest in different ways this week it was raining and cold all week and muggy. Despite both these things i still managed to get cruised on the street...i don't know how it happens honestly don't know! whatever it is i guess i'm doing something right it's not like these guys were ugly! Well until next dolls...keep it qute for me!

~kisses~

-Mocha

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