I'm so sorry i like skipped out on you guys yesterday but i was drunk. When i say drunk i mean i was wasted an i couldn't remember what my name was. In the process let's just say that i lost my phone in my apartment. I set my alarm and i turned it up...and now i can't find it. Don't you really hate that when you lose something and it's in such a small area (this is NYC my apartment is the size of a shoebox). So that being said all that called me last night into this morning are not getting through to me...and i would call it but its dead! DAMMIT!

OK so now that i'm up i found a funny video the web and i just had to share it. It's a little old but for some odd reason it just peaks my interest. The midget is just the right size to suck the guy's dick and it appears that the girl is twice the length of his dick. Kinda hot but i just don't know how that would fit. Check it out!

Ok there are a couple of things you should know when you are a tranny:
1) your past will always be there, you had a dick.
2) If you don't want people to know you are a tranny don't publicize it
3) If you don't want you're man to know then don't go on a national show and reveal that secret.

This tranny appears to have lost all mental capacity and forgot all three of those little "fun facts". She apparently didn't want her date to know that she was a man before and in the process of the interview it was revealed that she was recognized as a rapping transgendered person. He was pissed as hell, he pushed her away cursed her and slapped the shit out of her, yes you can hear it! Once again learn from the mistakes and check it out here courtesy of TMZ.com

The Jackson family has another deep and dark secret. NO it is not concerning Michael and in fact its all about the pop diva sensation of the 80's! Janet Jackson was born a man! Ok so you guys are all wondering where this is coming from. Well a source close to the family has revealed that Janet was born a hermaphrodite and didn't get a sex change until recently. Its said that her penis was still very much attached until her sex change operation that threw her into a deep dark depression.

This is a time where her weight gain from the hormones skyrocketed. Most of you may remember these days lets not dwell on them please if you must google fat janet jackson and you will see them all the same i will not defame her by posting them here! Ok so now that its out Janet is busy taking her life one day at a time. APRIL FOOLS!

This video is pretty funny and i don't think there is much i can write about it. This video speaks for itself so enjoy the comedy stylings of Whitest Kids U' know Available at iTunes.com for download

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