What the hell is that? That's what I would like to know. It's almost, if not, thicker than the boy's wrist! Where do they grow guys that have cocks with girth like that? Where does he find a willing hole poor sucker to have some fun with? Ok deep down inside (in the twisted side of my brain) I wonder what I would feel like to be stretched by that beast. Safe to say the smarter, more realistic, side of me knows better than that and won't go near something that big. I can still marvel at it right?

I'm a little late on this but Isis, my gurl Isis, got kicked off of ANTM! I can't believe this shit. This bitch was supposed to win! I don't care about those other bitches they didn't have to struggle. The girl was slipping up at the end, but she could have done much better. That being said, would anyone like to join me in the delusion that Isis won? Video below:

~kisses~

-Mocha

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Jamaica now has a gay district? When the fuck did I miss that train? It seems that there is a new underground gay porn revolution coming out of Jamaica. Or at least somewhere where the guys look and speak like the could be Jamaicans. I will jump in and make fun of them now. They look like the Luchador from the tv show fighting faggots that never launched because people thought it was too much of a comedy and it was supposed to be a sporting event! Seriously can someone tell these guys that it's really funny that they are dressing up in masks and parading around but ultimately it's all done for internet porn? The site that allows this is called Goldmine Entertainment

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What kinda shit is this? So instead of flocking from religion these fags are trying to embrace it? What is wrong with people these days? First they believe in a god that most likely does not exist and cannot be proven to exist within logical reasoning, Second they think that salvation is through him? Um...can you say delusional? Yeah I can say it...and i can look at them and tell just how stupid they really are too! Please watch the video as not only is homosexuality against the law in Nigeria it's also punishable by stoning to death! Does that sound familiar to you? Sounds a lot like the biblical times doesn't it? Another thing that bears mentioning is that the religion of Nigeria is now Anglican. They have the image of a white pope lying above all the churches. I don't know where my mind is right now but it looks like someone's a mental slave there! Anyways I can ramble on forever on this topic but i would rather you guys watch the video as to see why i'm so gggrrrrr!

So in my searching for porn on the web, I came across a curiously happy Usher getting his dick sucked. Now this isn't today, i'm guessing this is far back when he had that baby face and that oh so cute little boy look. I just hope he's over 18 in this pic because if he isn't I would be going to jail for looking at it! Well, I guess they asked him if he wanted to be famous and he said yes and they told him well you gotta get your dick sucked. He must have been smiling at that because he's so happy in this picture it's almost like he's the joker from Batman, but actually smiling because he's happy.

Ciara poses nude for Vibe?!? That bitch! She turned me down! See what had happened was that we had a plan that her and I were going to take a few pictures and that I was going to post the pictures on my blog so that she could really settle the bet we had going. She bet me a couple hundred dollars (which I could use so click on something) that she couldn't turn any guys straight. See know that gay guys love the fabulous care-free lifestyle and plus guys are hotter than women sometimes. Of course she didn't agree and thought her goodies were good enough to bring anyone to the cookie jar! Well, what a bitch not only did I not get the opportunity to take the pictures but this girl didn't tell me. I had to wait until i saw the cover of her scantily clad body to know what had happened. Ok i see how you is Ciara but guess what that's why I can see your tracks and i'm glad you are suing Vibe for photoshopping your bathing suit off. To be fair though honey they photoshopped off a lot more than the bathing suit *cough* ten pounds *cough*....just saying.

Ok so i had to post this video. I like when people take the initiative to say something positive albeit useless given their vehicle. I just had to give a big ups to playboi105 and Santae they my dudes. One for taking a fierce picture and two for putting it out there. Not many people can be that bold (in playboi's case I would guess oblivious).

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I'm always a big fan of comics and celebrities. Who would have thought that the two might come together to form on unholy but curiously blended mixture? Not me, not me at all. I do like the artist's take on the idea between reality and surreality. Damon's even taken it to a cartoony reality now. His latest masterpiece is the face of none other than Lil Wayne and a comic he has found (or drew) with an obscenely large dick. This is interesting because it's so unreal but yet i would still want to l-l-l-lick him like a l-lollipop!

Yums! I can't believe i stumbled across this video. Now I don't know if you are familiar with Mr. Tyson Beckford (rhetorical question because if you are not familiar with him please leave!), but he's a supermodel sensation! He's one of the highest paid male models in the world according to many sources (wikipedia) so pleas do familiarize yourself with his work! Now i'm not a big fan of peek-a-boo but i will play it with his dick any day! In this video you can make out his ass cheeks and if you look closely you can also make out his happy stick!

I was just up surfing the tube sites and i had to bring this to the attention of you guys. ok it's not really about nubian issues but it's fucking hilarious! Imagine if Adam and Eve actually existed, and then i'll let the video do the rest of the explanation!

Bet she's wishing she was born steve now isn't she?

~kisses~

-Mocha